Kids Say the Darnedest Things

So, the kids have been pretty funny lately. Colin is a lot chattier than Gillian, and plus, he thinks he Conan O'Brien, so he gets most of the one liners. But, Bean gets some, on occasion.

Some examples:

We were driving in the car last Sunday before Daddy went back to work after vacation. He said something about "playing catch up..."
Colin: "Ketchup. French Fries! Mmmmmm."

Gillian packs up her baby and backpack and says, "BYE!"
Us: "Where are you going?"
G: "BEACH!!!!"
(Repeat 1000 times in the past 10 days)

C&G: "Honey? Honey? Honey"
Me: "Who's Honey???"
Turns out it's ME! Apparently, I use "honey" a lot when I talk to them, so they are using it on me. It's refreshing after a million MAMAS!

We had a picnic in the park last Friday across from the herd of buffalo that live in the game preserve. Colin took Daddy down to see the herd.
Colin: "Hi." (to the buffalo)
Colin: "FUNNY!"
Colin: "Grass!"
Colin: "Funny buffles!"
Apparently, it was funny that the large herbivores were eating grass.

Getting Colin up EVERY MORNING this week:
Colin: "Daddy?"
Me: "No, Daddy's at work today."
Small pause.
Colin: "WAFFLES!"

Heavens, there have to be a million more, but I can't remember them at the moment. It's never dull, that's for sure.